In My Haunted House

The floors creak, the doors squeak

The cat meows, the dog bows

The lights blink, the pictures wink

There's something moving 'neath the sink

In My Haunted House

You wake up screaming to start the day

An then you start screaming to get away

From the bodies everywhere

Motionless they sit and stare

Mom and dad make quite a pair

The floors creak, the doors squeak

The cat meows, the dog bows

The lights blink, the pictures wink

There's something moving 'neath the sink

In My Haunted House

You can't get in

And you can't get out

The windows are shuttered

And the  doors are locked

And Uncle Bob is brewing you

A very tasty magic brew

To put you in the mood

Upstairs in the attic  there sits a giant trunk

Inside it there's a mystery

Or maybe it's just junk

But if you listen when the moon is just right

You'll hear some moans and screams and bones

All rattling from inside